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ME3 : 1 panel comics by poly-m ME3 : 1 panel comics by poly-m
You guys are so busy raging over the ending that you seem to forget what was really bad in this game.
Thankfully I'm here to remind it to you.

By the way I have nothing against F.E.A.R., it was for the joke.
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:iconkaydenm:
KaydenM Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
<3 yes.
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erwinkfoto Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013   General Artist
Hehehe and Slenderman was born, Troll Version 2012...
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caporaletravers Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012
The Asari are stupid, and the guy that wrote them in ME3 was even more stupid.
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donobowk Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012
hah I don't mind Traynor or Steve's romance but they do develop a bit to fast, those dream sequences are fucking stupid though i've been sat and I just end up browsing my computer instead
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PotatoOni Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My main problem besides of the ending was the gameplay. I mean it didn't felt like an RPG. In an RPG it's at least important to choose the right combination of followers, equidment and abilitiy but ME3 is just a 3rd person shooter where all this doesn't matters. I've always choosed the same weapons, the same abilitys and the same squad (Vega and Kaidan) when it was possible. Srsly Skyrim has more strategic deep than ME3 and I usually slay everything with my sword without overthinking it. Also the emotional part came too short. And Liara was always my least favourite character but it's cleary to see that Bioware has made her the canon romance option. I was also unable to gay romance Kaidan because of an bug.
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poly-m Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Professional Filmographer
:iconcoolstorybroplz:
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Katakanasta Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2012
First and last pannel - priceless. Yes, that babysitting - oh how I love. Drem - skip it. I cannot. I truly hate this child! And I'm a paragon!
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InverseReality-2 Featured By Owner May 10, 2012
DREAM AND HALLUCINATIONS CANNOT SUBSTITUTE ACTUAL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! Seriously, all those moments are like a bad fanfic!
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poly-m Featured By Owner May 10, 2012  Professional Filmographer
AMEN.
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KailinShadowen Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh god the first one so much along with the fact that Traynor's "romance" comes right the hell out of nowhere.

My only Shepard is invested with Samara, you can guess how well that worked out for her :(
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poly-m Featured By Owner May 7, 2012  Professional Filmographer
:iconiknowthatfeelbroplz:
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Crystal9487 Featured By Owner May 2, 2012
Love this!! :) Every time that dream sequence happened I was wishing that I could skip it. Wondering why the new council looks almost like the ones that were killed just with lighter markings. Why was Liara's romance scene much more graphic than everyone else's........I'll shut up now..
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luckysevenstars Featured By Owner May 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
THE FIRST PANEL DESCRIBES HOW I FEEL WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT SOMEBODY SO HOT THAT HAS BEEN THERE THE ENTIRE SERIES ISN'T A ROMANCEABLE OPTION IN ME3!!!
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poly-m Featured By Owner May 1, 2012  Professional Filmographer
*patpats*
:iconiknowthatfeelbroplz:
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Richard-Coimbra Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012
Gotta love the troll face in the third panel. Good point about the endless abyss below the temple on Thessia.
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smashbrawlguy Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, there were a few "Bioware, what the hell is this?!" moments.

Okay, a lot of them.
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shadowdude7 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012
I still remember that there is art here, and I like the style. It's cute.

But I'm sorry, I'll barf up my hearings here: Dark Energy was supposed to be the real evil, until the ending was leaked. The DLC for the ending is to be FREE, and no one should forget it until officials say otherwise.

Aaaand, Mass Effect 3 is like a raisin cookie. You wanted chocolate chip, but got raisins. Some people like raisins, and that's okay. At the end of the say, we still got a cookie.
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poly-m Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Glad you like.
But if you have something to say regarding the game itself that is unrelated to my picture, please "barf" it on a forum or on a personal blog.
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shadowdude7 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012
As soon as I posted i wanted to get rid of it, but I don't think I know how.
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thaLadyNeko Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Eh... Yea, and who would have nightmares right after a tumble on the bed with a LI, it must have been a really bad lay!
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poly-m Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012  Professional Filmographer
That's a feeling I sadly cannot know. :iconforeveraloneplz:
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thaLadyNeko Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMG, lol, all 3 games with no romancing? God, there must be like.. no dialog options for you (besides: "can it wait a bit? I'm calibrating")
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poly-m Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Professional Filmographer
No romance doesnt mean no dialog, actually hanging out with Garrus as friends on the Citadel was a very fun moment.

I play Mass Effect for intergalactic wars and epicness. If I wanna play a game to bang people I'd just launch the Sims.
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thaLadyNeko Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I do think especially ME2 lacked some dialog - or maybe I was just running around on the ship too much, instead of doing missions?
Nah, a character like Garrus as LI just adds a bit more spice to the game, gives my shepard something to live/die for besides just being purely awesome :D Even though I already consider Tali and Garrus my best bros.
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Witchey-Marina Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
The Great Nothing: Third worst place to build an ancient temple, right next to a Thresher Maw nest and a black hole. (I think it's tradition to have Shepard come close to dying due to poor choice in architecture XD)
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poly-m Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012  Professional Filmographer
At least they explained that they put it in the Thresher Maw nest on purpose so nobody would come...
But my question for this one is : how the hell did they manage to build it in these circumstances ?...
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Witchey-Marina Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
They used the power of :iconimaginationplz:? Space magic? Rocket boots?

Maybe they had Rapunzel hair-tentacles and built it from the edge of the pit in ancient days. But the Protheans grew jealous, for they could never have Rapunzel hair, and thus they had to foil the asari efforts to build a temple that would not crumble.

And that's where an old hag who talks to much comes in. :iconflemethplz:

Or the asari just ignored the warnings of danger, as per usual.

I'll get back on topic and agree about the new love interests. I have nothing against Traynor or Cortez, but Allers just annoyed me. XP
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BanzaiSquirrel Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
HA HA HA HA!!!

YES! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

And there is plenty more wrong with this game than the end and what you have here.
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xXx-theMANESH-xXx Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Hahahaha. you are so right!!!!
you forgot to mention how terrible the 'side quests' are.
SHEPARD IS NOT AN ERRAND BOY!!!!
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Feroldan Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
Traynor and Cortez were actually very well done imo. Most of the reactions seem pretty positive.

I laughed at the Asari temple thing... yeah seems pretty dumb, but c'mon! Is that going to ruin a game for you? It's not something that just cock blocks every single thing you just did!

The nightmares... I agree... that was just stupid. But I just pretended they never happened xD
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poly-m Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Professional Filmographer
You're not very familiar with the concept of humour, are you ? ;)
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Feroldan Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
Blasphemy! I laughed at all of them xD especially the HOLE one and the troll kid :D that's just my serious input :-) ME3 has become a sensitive topic to talk about... well, only if you spend your time in the BSN :D lol
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PaeBac Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
Hahahaha, love the troll kid in the back.
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axely123 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
The worst one is the nightmare, srsly Bioware?
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paptschik Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
Well, I thought both Traynor and Cortez are fun and I certainly plan to make one of my future Shepards a lesbian and one gay for them. (even if I still stand by my opinion that Cortez and Vega have superior chemistry comprated to Cortez and Shepard....I mean, I'm a straight guy, yet I'm still kinda shipping those two!)
That other new chick however...whatever her name was, the reporter...yeah, I have the theory that she's there only so we have one romancable character that's less appealing than Kaidan....

Also, that Liara is adorable.
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poly-m Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Professional Filmographer
UGH I KNOW RIGHT ! When I saw this fugly reporter I was like : "FUCK NO YOU'RE NOT GONNA LAY A FOOT IN MY SHIP, YOU'RE GONNA SOIL IT".

And fuck yeah for Cortez/Vega :D
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paptschik Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
And she's so unlikable. I wouldn't get why ANYONE would want their Shepard to hit that. If they want a random new character just there to be banged by the All-Shepard, make it a hot Asari, a nice Quarian girl, a Turian lady, a freaking Krogan, ANYTHING but not...THAT!
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poly-m Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Professional Filmographer
I WOULD HAVE BANGED THE FEMALE KROGAN SO HARD.
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paptschik Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
Nothing can stand between her and Mordin, for their love is a strong one.
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:iconpoly-m:
poly-m Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Except, well, maybe death.
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:iconpaptschik:
paptschik Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
Forever alone!
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DanceDanceCat Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I felt it had a flavor of Silent Hill, myself. :)
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poly-m Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Except Silent Hill is good :/
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DanceDanceCat Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I agree.
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Crowdly Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
i love your sense of humor!
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Margenal Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah ouiu, ces loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooongues séquences de cauchmard :D
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GruntJoe Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
Yeah, I have no interest whatsoever in Allers or Traynor. Or Steve, but that's for other reasons. I do like Jack's personal growth, though. Makes my Shep that romanced her a little less worried about falling asleep around her, lol.

And sorry they Didn't let you romance the pilot with the creaky legs! :D
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poly-m Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Sadly Jack died in the 2 so I hadnt the chance of seeing her growth - maybe i'll check it on youtube someday.
Pfah, don't be sorry ! :D I'm having a ton of fun making my own version at the moment !
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GruntJoe Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
Oh, you should definitely check it out!

And, speaking of YouTube, I subscribed to your channel. Your game looks really cool! I love the animation!
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poly-m Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Ha, thanks ! I'm currently looking for funding to finish this game, I hope it'll work out someday ^^
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