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I finally found them !! xD
I made these comics when I was done replaying ME2 and was about to start ME3, and lost them in the Mordorish mess of my appartment.

What a relief the world can finally benefit from this retardness I call humor.
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:iconjournei:
Journei Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I always think of your second comic when I play Mass Effect 2 and get back with Legion's platform

M: "We can't reactivate the geth. What if it goes beserk? What would stop it?
S & J: My gun.
S & J: *brofist*

SO. AWESOME.
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:iconshelpop123:
shelpop123 Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Student General Artist
Tim... really??? ware in ME does it say his name is Tim....ivw been lookin all over for proof
:l
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:iconpoly-m:
poly-m Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Professional Filmographer
The
Illusive
Man.
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:iconshelpop123:
shelpop123 Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Student General Artist
o.o....wow i feel stupid lol :D
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:iconwolfrunner5987:
WolfRunner5987 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I laughed so damn hard at this. I love your art. So much.
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:iconwootmannen:
WootMannen Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
Nice, yes. Totally no bribery involved AT ALL.
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:iconsuperbuster:
SuperBuster Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Asari and Volcor (fail at spelling that race name) couple makes me laugh and awww at same time!
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:iconcaporaletravers:
caporaletravers Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012
2000 platinum!!! :XD:
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:iconefeye:
Efeye Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
If the brofist was possible, I might just start to like Jacob...
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:iconhaupmann:
Haupmann Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012
These are hilarious. The mining mechanic and TIM the most. I love that expression in the second last panel
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:iconlittleblacksparrow:
LittleBlackSparrow Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Truth be told, when you see a man like TIM with his kind of motives and history. Him being 'just nice' is a bit...unusual.
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:iconpoly-m:
poly-m Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012  Professional Filmographer
But look at all the gifts !
He's like Santa Claus !
Only more glowy ! :heart:
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:iconfancy-indigo:
Fancy-Indigo Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*looking at the last four panels* Huh, I didn't think of it that way. XD
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:icontimp-n-quad:
Timp-n-quad Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
Awww <3 Martin Sheen looks so happy
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:iconforward-darkly:
Forward-Darkly Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:rofl: I cant stop luaghing!
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:iconvirusq:
virusq Featured By Owner May 31, 2012
SSTTEEEVEN! D: D: D:

Okay. These are fab. All of them. My love and adoration continues. :heart:
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:iconpoly-m:
poly-m Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Dont worry, Steven is ok.
He was actually taking a piss outside.
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:iconvirusq:
virusq Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
Oh, thank the maker. :D
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:iconcaffeinatedmusing:
caffeinatedmusing Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So in my head right now... Admiral Hackett ala Mr Burns from the Simpsons..." I'm not made of rebuilds! Get out!"...complete with the arm flail.
ppffft.
Thanks.
but yeah- Shep likes her shiny shiny toys of mass destruction and good ol' "budget, what budget?" Tim is all to happy to accommodate.....XD
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:icongreenrevan19:
GreenRevan19 Featured By Owner May 31, 2012
God, I love all of your 4-panel comics! Tim is suspicious: he's in love with Shep? :P
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:iconpoly-m:
poly-m Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Professional Filmographer
I'm sure he's a bit of a fanboy.
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:iconbanzaisquirrel:
BanzaiSquirrel Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
HA HA HA!!

I love the last comic the most. But, they were all awesome!
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:iconsenco-chan:
senco-chan Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i love your Shepard, she's so awesome and complex
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:iconkhazukiart:
khazukiart Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
+1
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:iconnecromantress:
necromantress Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
That elcor farmer is adorable! Too bad he must be so upset now :(
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:iconpoly-m:
poly-m Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Dont worry, Steven is okay.
(He was actually taking a piss outside)
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:iconmadenightwing:
MadeNightwing Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
Jacob. Stopping geth with guns since Eden Prime and being completely humble about it.
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:icondualblade14:
dualblade14 Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
1) ... why do I see this happening?

2) ... His gun? don;t you own every piece of equipment on that ship? If anything it will be him using YOUR gun!

3) Except the part where he sent you into the "disabled" collector ship, placed spy cams all over the ship, and tried to sell those pics he got of you in the shower over the extranet for funding...
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:iconpoly-m:
poly-m Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Professional Filmographer
3. That's because he loves you so much. He just has different ways to express it, that's all :]
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:iconpaptschik:
paptschik Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
I really want to know more about the Elcor and Asari farmer....they're among my favorite ME characters now.

And good point about Legion....Shepard kills so unbelievably many Geth, would anyone ever really consider ONE Geth a threat to her?
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:iconpoly-m:
poly-m Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Professional Filmographer
I think I had found them names at some points but I forgot them...xD

Steven is a human from Belgium (he'll survive the probe attack, dont worry). The Asari was from a very wealthy family but she chose a life of simpleness and non-social pressure. The Elcor is in love with her, of course, and fears that she might prefer Steven.
Spoilers : She doesnt. :3
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:iconpaptschik:
paptschik Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
Thank you very much for this. My need for more story is now satisfied.
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:iconnotcras:
NotCras Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
hahaha I loved all of these... now if only I can stop laughing xD
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:iconatzlith:
Atzlith Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pffff... x°°D Nice job! Great!! Ahahah!
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:iconyohunny:
yohunny Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Student General Artist
Steven!! NOOOOO!!!
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:icondevildoll80s:
devildoll80s Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Student General Artist
J'adore tes comics de Mass effect, c'est vraiment drôle de voir ce qu'on nous dis pas dans le jeu XD

Moi C'est Vega Mon #1bro!!!

....et je verrait tellement un comic de toi sur une Shepard qui romancerait TIM XD
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:iconpoly-m:
poly-m Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Je connaissais pas Vega à l'époque où j'ai fait ces comics, mais j'avoue qu'il est devenu un excellent Bro, lui et son Carnage n'ont jamais quitté ma team :D
(C'est surtout que ma Shep et lui ont le même niveau de QI, donc ils se comprennent bien)

Et pour un comic avec TIM, comme je ne pourrai jamais égaler celui là, [link] , je prefere m'abstenir !
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:icondevildoll80s:
devildoll80s Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Student General Artist
Ouaip Je jouais tout le temps paragon, à part les fois où j'avais à interragir avec lui XD renegade time!!!

J'avoue que sa torche!XD mdr mais je voyais plus l'idée comme un flirt, comment le turn on, ce qui marcherait comme phrases pour le romancer XD
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:iconhumangrotesque:
HumanGrotesque Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
Oh lord, I never laughed so hard!! :D

I didn't get the first one though, but it's because I am a bit slow.
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:iconpoly-m:
poly-m Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Aha yeah sorry it's a bit conceptual xD
And since the probes havent a real design I had to improvise ! ^^;
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:iconjokenxd:
JokenxD Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
xDDD awesome as always
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:iconwitchey-marina:
Witchey-Marina Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Nothing can argue with the brofist. NOTHING.

Also, I now feel guilty for who knows how many people my probes may have squashed. D'8
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:iconpoly-m:
poly-m Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Never forget Steven. ;_;
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:iconpaebac:
PaeBac Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
Heck, you can probe on planets in the human solar system! I'm sure almost all of them have some colonies, and just nailing them with drills from space at random locations seems hazardous.
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:iconlweeling:
Lweeling Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Le bro fist c'est quand même la méga classe, mais je plains ce pauvre elkor et sa pote asari. XD
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:iconlachaussette:
Lachaussette Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
J'ai ris tout le long ^^

J'aime beaucoup l'hatitude et les expressions que tu donnes à tes personnages ^^
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:iconpoly-m:
poly-m Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Des années d'études du cartoon, jeune padawan !
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:iconmidnighitangel5:
MidnighitAngel5 Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Student Digital Artist
They are all jealous because TIM didn't give them cool gifts.
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:iconpoly-m:
poly-m Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Professional Filmographer
It's not Shepard's fault if she's TIM little favourite !
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ebrithil-skulblaka Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
lol TIM giving gifts~
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