Tis indeed most foul that Joker is nay amongst thine options for romantic interactions.
Like your version of femshep too
now try convincing Javik that it was all planned and Shepard doesn't truly want you flushed into space, it would take both Wrex and Grunt to pull the ancient prick away from the controls
And I thought at that moment:
Javik: "Sorry commander. You're Ship Inspector forbid to open the airlock."
Shepard: What!?!? Wait. Who?"
Javik: "That guy with the inexplainable urge to drink 120 bottles of the name 'Cola', who seems to live in the shafts of this ship..."
Fordwin Shepard: "I'm not living in the shafts. I inspect the ship so it won't break down while we fly, Mister. And beside that! I am not obsessed with Cola!"
Javik: "Says the human with about six bottles on his belt..."
Fordwin Shepard: "These are just rations! Nothing more! >_>
Nice butt shot.